Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
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Why did bill quit playing the saxophone?To play his WhoreMonica
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...