Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Computer acronyms list
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Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Lawyers on a jury
|A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...