Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...