Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
4 Doctors talk Politics!
An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...