Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...