Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
Reading time
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with...