One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
play bingo
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Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...