Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...