In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...