On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...