Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...