Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...