Why Man, Then Woman
God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before you...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.