Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Holy Spirit
There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...