A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...