I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...