So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game…
A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
beer and a box
A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...