When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky…
Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.