Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...