While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Giving away a horse
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The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
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