Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Fortune Cookie….
The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Stick insects!
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The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
worm’s favorite band
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Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...