Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
Punishment for Gates
Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...