Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...
Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...