The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Problems during flight
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...