The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Birthing Pains
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Loud, mad, or sad
|The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving...