Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...