Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...