Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...