WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...