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At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
I’m gaining weight doctor
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Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Workout at the gym
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Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
USENET Parody
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Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.