If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
No more Jewish jokes!
One guy says to another guy, “Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day…”Right away,...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...