Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
After putting her children to bed, a mother…
After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a...