Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...