Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Not so fast!
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...