Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...