Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Stalagmice!
|What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Anomaly or…
“Doctor, I need your help,” the woman says. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...