Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...