Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
After the party, as the couple was driving home…
After the party, as the couple was driving home, the woman asks herhusband,”Honey, has...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...