And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...