Work for an operator
|The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callers, as revealed in...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
Me Tarzan!
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...