What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy…
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the...
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....