Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...