Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
The Typical Male Decision Process!
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...