George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
Better prison foods
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Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...