yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
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Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
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|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
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What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
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A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
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