Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...