Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...