Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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Redneck Driver’s License Application
Redneck Driver’s License Application…Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ________________First name: ...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...