Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...