How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....