Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!