I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Business Classified Definitions
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You’ll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY:You’ll be...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!