Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...
Really Stupid People
|Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...