The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Immature Wife
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Clinton in History
What will Bill Clinton be known for in history? The president after Bush!
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....