Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...