The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Cinderella and Tampon
Cinderella REALLY wanted to go to Prince Charming’s ball, but as you know the...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...