Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...