Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
New Words for the 90s
New Words for the 2000sBlamestorming – Sitting around in a group discussing why a...
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FOR
THE MASTERCARD COMMERCIAL ALL MEN ARE WAITING FORCover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: $23.00...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...