The Florist
A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...
Men & Women Compared!
NICKNAMES: If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...